Harry Quote #338

Quote from Harry in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1

Mascha: Sometimes I feel like such a failure.
Harry: Ooh, why?
Mascha: Harry, I have to tell you something. I'm not from around here.
Harry: I'm not from around here, either.
Mascha: I'm not like other women.
Harry: I'm not like other guys.
Mascha: I can't tell you why.
Harry: I can't tell you why, either.
Mascha: We have so much in common.
Harry: We do.

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Quote from Mary

Nina: Why would he send you the tickets?
Mary: Oh, uh, Frank was having a little trouble maintaining his academic eligibility. I just gave him a little help and guidance.
Nina: "Your classes were so easy. Thank you for letting me coast."
Mary: He was a brilliant student.
Judith: He spelled easy with a "Z."
Mary: Oh, who cares?! I have two tickets to the Super Bowl!

Quote from Sally

Tommy: Dick, Sally, I'd like you to meet Chloe.
Dick: Hi.
Chloe: Hello. I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm Tommy's new girlfriend.
Sally: Wait. Is that true, Tommy?
Tommy: Yes. And yes.
Sally: A woman like that is not supposed to be available to a high school kid. That's why we got him a subscription to Playboy.
Dick: And now we can cancel it. Ba-bam!

Quote from Dick

Sally: Dick, don't you find it just a little bit odd that a woman that gorgeous likes you?
Dick: You wouldn't think it was odd if I were Mick Jagger.
Sally: Yeah, but Mick Jagger's not a small-town college professor.
Dick: Exactly. And yet he still gets women. Next time, try thinking before you open your mouth.