Dick Quote #598
Quote from Dick in Tricky Dick
Dick: Allow me, Mary. Con permiso, senor. La palanca del carro de la senora salta cuando hace el cambio. [The lady's transmission slips when it changes gears.]
Mechanic: Oh, si, si.
Dick: Tambien, quiere que le instale un equipo en stereo de doscientos matios con esos palantes gigantes en la parte de atras. [Also, she would like a 200 watt stereo installed with those gigantic speakers in the back]
Mechanic: Ah! No hay problema.
Mary: Oh, great.
Dick: Y por favor, a los costados, pinte llamas de color naranja encendido. [And... please paint bright orange flames along the sides.]
Mechanic: Eso sera muy caro.
Dick: Oh, no hay problema. Ella esta ilena de dinero. [No problem... she's loaded.]
Mechanic: Bueno, bueno!
Mary: Thank you very much, Dick.
Dick: No problema.
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Quote from Dick
Nina: Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! You got something from the White House! Open it!
Mary: What?!
Nina: Open it!
Mary: "Dear Dr. Mary Albright, in recognition of your achievements in the field of undergraduate education, you are hereby invited to the president's dinner honoring academic excellence." Oh, my God. "Enclosed itinerary"... blah, blah, blah... "Cherry Tree Inn on the Potomac. Looking forward to meeting you, sincerely, Bill and Hillary Rodham... Potato Head."
Dick: [laughs]
Mary: Very funny.
Quote from Mary
Painter: I got a work order to paint the door.
Dick: Oh! Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, right here. Right over this name. And bigger! And bolder! So when one approaches the door, a mere glance will establish just who's who in this office. [laughs] [exits]
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, he'd be very upset. This says "Dick Solomon." He gets that a lot. It's Dick S-a-l-m-o-n. Salmon. You know, like the big, pink, stinky fish.