Nina Quote #39

Quote from Nina in Will Work for Dick

Nina: Harry?
Harry: Oh, not now, Nina. I'm on a deadline.
Nina: Don't you think Dr. Solomon's making some unreasonable demands of you?
Harry: Oh, don't be silly.
Dick: Harry! Pee in this cup. I want to see if you've been eating my mints.
Harry: It's fine. Dick's just trying to whip me into a first-class assistant.
Nina: Look, next time he starts to get on your case, you tell him to talk to the hand. Talk to the hand.

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 ‘Will Work for Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Dick: You'll only have to perform the most basic of tasks. You've sent out mail before.
Harry: Nope.
Dick: Well, you've stapled before.
Harry: I have not.
Dick: Well, surely you've used a paper clip.
Harry: Oh, you mean those cotton things you put in your ears?
Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry: Two.
Dick: You're hired.

Quote from Harry

Harry: So, Dick, you know what I overheard at the water cooler?
Dick: What?
Harry: That there's this weird guy hanging around the water cooler.

Quote from Harry

Dick: Harry, get out here. Now! Why is my out box full?
Harry: Because the mail just came in.
Dick: Well, why did you put it in the out box?
Harry: Because it came out of the mail.
Dick: And why is my letter to the Dean in the inbox?
Harry: Uh, well, the Dean won't be back till tomorrow, but once he's in, the in goes out.
Dick: Harry, things in the out box are going out.
Harry: Well, why don't we just get one big box? That way we'll put everything in there. I mean, that's 50% less box.
Dick: That's not how it's done. Harry, anyone with half a brain could do this job. What is your problem?
Harry: Dick?
Dick: Yes.
Harry: Talk to the hand.