Quote from Harry in Will Work for Dick
Dick: You'll only have to perform the most basic of tasks. You've sent out mail before. Harry: Nope. Dick: Well, you've stapled before. Harry: I have not. Dick: Well, surely you've used a paper clip. Harry: Oh, you mean those cotton things you put in your ears? Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up? Harry: Two. Dick: You're hired.