Tommy Quote #106

Quote from Tommy in A Dick on One Knee

August: Whoa, beautiful flowers.
Tommy: Oh, thanks, I arranged them.
August: Really? You did a great job.
Tommy: Ah-ah, don't touch. You don't want to over-bunch the vase. Each flower has to be allowed to have its own moment.
August: Oh, yeah, moment. Uh, my uncle Wally owns a flower shop in Florida. His roommate Jasper helps him run it.
Tommy: So, you think he'll pass it down to his kids?
August: No, I think the legacy stopped right there in South Beach.

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 ‘A Dick on One Knee’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Dick: Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting something?
Sally: You're right, the wedding announcement.
Dick: No, no. The mission.
Sally: Dick, this is my mission. It's what women are supposed to do. Get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.

Quote from Harry

Mary: Oh, Dick, you shouldn't be embarrassed. Michel's the one who got arrested.
Sally: They got Michel! [all gasp]
Mary: Yeah, the guy from immigration. It was an ugly fight. The French tend to kick a lot when frightened.
Dick: Immigration?
Mary: Yeah, they said they'll be sending him back to France in the morning.
Dick: Of course, he's from another country!
Sally: That's why he's an alien.
Tommy: Alien from France.
Harry: Not a quivering purple tube from a distant galaxy sent to study humankind. [Sally slaps the back of Harry's head] What? I said "not."

Quote from Dick

Dick: 44 across. "Men are from Mars, women are from..." Let's see, five letters starting with V. Ah! "Vegas."