Dick Quote #408
Quote from Dick in Proud Dick
Sally: Dick. Dick! You have been sitting there for 10 days. For the last time, the university's not gonna call.
Dick: Oh, they'll call. They'll call. And when they do, this phone is gonna really, really ring.
Sally: I just wonder whether it's worth getting all meshuga over a parking space.
Tommy: Dick, I hate to interrupt the creep-fest, but would you stop thinking of yourself for a minute and think of the mission?
Harry: Oh, my God, they're on a mission.
Dick: I am the mission! We came to this pitiful planet to experience the human condition, and from all that I can ascertain, the human condition requires nothing more than complete and utter solipsistic self-absorption! And you can include that in your next transmission to the you-know-who.
Harry: Uh, who?
Dick: The Big Giant Head! Haven't you been listening?
Harry: Oh, The Big Giant Head. [laughs]
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Quote from Sally
Sally: All right, gentlemen, prepare yourself for a fancy feast.
Dick: Fancy feast? Can we afford that?
Sally: Yes, we can. Because while I was shopping today, I found this aisle in the back that had these unbelievable savings. Tuna, liver, and even seafood blend for you finicky types.
Tommy: Wait a minute. You're feeding us cat?
Sally: It's not cat, Tommy, it's salmon. There's just a picture of a cat on the label. The best part is, next to the food they had these adorable little gifts. Look.
Dick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I've never been happier in my life!
Sally: I was playing with it today, and it got stuck behind the refrigerator, and I went nuts trying to get it!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Hmm. I made the front page of the Daily Badgerian again.
Sally: What's it say? "Physics professor calls Einstein 'idiot', proclaims self much smarter."
Quote from Harry
Harry: No sofa? That's weird. Mmm. High Commander's log book. Well, this sounds interesting. January 9th. "We have successfully assumed human form and have tricked the earthlings into thinking that we are of their species." Oh, my God! They're aliens!