Dick Quote #417

Quote from Dick in Proud Dick

Dick: Maybe you're right. I'm beginning to wonder if I was rash, quitting my job over a parking space.
Sally: Stop wondering.
Dick: [gasps] I can't help thinking that it was my pride that clouded my judgment.
Mary: Stop thinking. It did.
Dick: Was it folly or sheer idiocy that led to my downfall?
Tommy: Folly.
Sally: Idiocy.
Tommy: No, I change my vote to "idiocy."

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Quote from Sally

Sally: All right, gentlemen, prepare yourself for a fancy feast.
Dick: Fancy feast? Can we afford that?
Sally: Yes, we can. Because while I was shopping today, I found this aisle in the back that had these unbelievable savings. Tuna, liver, and even seafood blend for you finicky types.
Tommy: Wait a minute. You're feeding us cat?
Sally: It's not cat, Tommy, it's salmon. There's just a picture of a cat on the label. The best part is, next to the food they had these adorable little gifts. Look.
Dick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I've never been happier in my life!
Sally: I was playing with it today, and it got stuck behind the refrigerator, and I went nuts trying to get it!

Quote from Dick

Dick: Hmm. I made the front page of the Daily Badgerian again.
Sally: What's it say? "Physics professor calls Einstein 'idiot', proclaims self much smarter."

Quote from Harry

Harry: No sofa? That's weird. Mmm. High Commander's log book. Well, this sounds interesting. January 9th. "We have successfully assumed human form and have tricked the earthlings into thinking that we are of their species." Oh, my God! They're aliens!