Sally Quote #63

Quote from Sally in The Art of Dick

Sally: Banana nut muffin heads. Are there two parts banana to every one part walnut, Mrs. Hartzinger?
Mrs. Hartzinger: Yes, ma'am.
Sally: I can't hear you.
Mrs. Hartzinger: Yes, ma'am!
Sally: Mmm, mighty tasty rugula, Mrs. Greenstein.
Mrs. Greenstein: Thank you, ma'am.
Sally: Now, before we open the doors, I just have one more thing to say. You are, by far, the saddest, sorriest, most pathetic group of mothers... I have ever had the honor of commanding, and I'll never forget you. Music. Doors. All right, ladies, take no prisoners or personal checks.

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 ‘The Art of Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: It's inexplicable. I, who bestride this world like an intellectual colossus. I, who make lesser men quiver in awe of my cranial prowess. I, who... I've forgotten my point.

Quote from Tommy

Dick: Tommy, do you ever doodle?
Tommy: Why? Was I in the bathroom too long?
Dick: I-- I can't doodle.
Tommy: Well, Dick, you're kind of old.
Dick: Old? Picasso doodled on tablecloths late into his 60s.
Tommy: That's disgusting.
Dick: I know. I just can't draw.
Tommy: Oh, doodling! Oh.

Quote from Harry

Dick: What have you got there, Harry?
Harry: Well, yesterday I was exploring the park, and I found this stone. Look at it. It's been worn to a perfect sphere by the elements and dimpled by time.
Sally: Harry, that's a golf ball.