Harry Quote #46
Quote from Harry in Lonely Dick
Harry: So, does anybody notice anything different about me?
Dick: Your teeth look whiter.
Harry: I bet you think I've been mountain biking, but, no. It's Orca's Sunless Sea Bronzer for Men. Phillip says that it gives the illusion of being in the sun without all of the Elastin damage.
Dick: Who's Phillip?
Harry: My skin care specialist. He taught me that my self-esteem does not rely on what others think of me but, instead, on how I look.
Sally: Well, you look like an idiot.
Harry: Oh? Well, the people at the personnel office didn't seem to think so. You're looking at the new Orca Pour Homme representative. I get to wear a sailor's suit.
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‘Lonely Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Nina
Nina: And if you think that I won't cause a scene just because we're in a fancy restaurant, you had better think again because I'm going to tell you exactly what I think of your sorry ass and the loser school that owns it because I, Nina Campbell, am quitting! [sobs] I work damn hard for you!
Dick: Nina, sit down. I'm not firing you.
Nina: You're not?
Dick: No.
Nina: Oh. Okay. [clears throat] [clicks fingers to the waiter] Um, I'd like to change my order. Bring me the rack of lamb and a beefeater martini, straight up with an olive.
Dick: But about Dr. Albright's number-
Nina: Don't press your luck.
Quote from Harry
Dick: Sally, you know, fragrance is an integral part of the human experience. The smell of flowers in the springtime, the aroma of fresh baked apple pie.
Harry: A beautiful sunset with pink and orange streaking the sky.
Tommy: Harry, that's a sight, not a smell.
Harry: Oh. Well, I knew it was one of those face hole things.
Quote from Nina
Nina: Good morning, Dr. Solomon. Isn't it a beautiful day?
Dick: You're in a cheerful mood, Nina. Do you forget that Dr. Albright is gone?
Nina: Nope.
Dick: Nina, do you have the number where Dr. Albright is staying?
Nina: Yep.
Dick: Good. Could you get her on the phone for me, please?
Nina: She said no calls.
Dick: Nina, you work for me, too. When I ask you to do something, you are to do it immediately, no questions asked!
Nina: [laughs] Whoo!