Harry Quote #46

Quote from Harry in Lonely Dick

Harry: So, does anybody notice anything different about me?
Dick: Your teeth look whiter.
Harry: I bet you think I've been mountain biking, but, no. It's Orca's Sunless Sea Bronzer for Men. Phillip says that it gives the illusion of being in the sun without all of the Elastin damage.
Dick: Who's Phillip?
Harry: My skin care specialist. He taught me that my self-esteem does not rely on what others think of me but, instead, on how I look.
Sally: Well, you look like an idiot.
Harry: Oh? Well, the people at the personnel office didn't seem to think so. You're looking at the new Orca Pour Homme representative. I get to wear a sailor's suit.


 ‘Lonely Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Dick: Sally, you know, fragrance is an integral part of the human experience. The smell of flowers in the springtime, the aroma of fresh baked apple pie.
Harry: A beautiful sunset with pink and orange streaking the sky.
Tommy: Harry, that's a sight, not a smell.
Harry: Oh. Well, I knew it was one of those face hole things.

Quote from Nina

Nina: And if you think that I won't cause a scene just because we're in a fancy restaurant, you had better think again because I'm going to tell you exactly what I think of your sorry ass and the loser school that owns it because I, Nina Campbell, am quitting! [sobs] I work damn hard for you!
Dick: Nina, sit down. I'm not firing you.
Nina: You're not?
Dick: No.
Nina: Oh. Okay. [clears throat] [clicks fingers to the waiter] Um, I'd like to change my order. Bring me the rack of lamb and a beefeater martini, straight up with an olive.
Dick: But about Dr. Albright's number-
Nina: Don't press your luck.

 Harry Solomon Quotes

Quote from InDickscretion

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.