Harry: So, does anybody notice anything different about me?
Dick: Your teeth look whiter.
Harry: I bet you think I've been mountain biking, but, no. It's Orca's Sunless Sea Bronzer for Men. Phillip says that it gives the illusion of being in the sun without all of the Elastin damage.
Dick: Who's Phillip?
Harry: My skin care specialist. He taught me that my self-esteem does not rely on what others think of me but, instead, on how I look.
Sally: Well, you look like an idiot.
Harry: Oh? Well, the people at the personnel office didn't seem to think so. You're looking at the new Orca Pour Homme representative. I get to wear a sailor's suit.