Tommy Quote #6

Quote from Tommy in Post-Nasal Dick

Dina: I'm sorry I gave you the flu.
Tommy: Don't worry about it, 'cause anytime you want to give me anything, just let me know, 'cause if I had to do it all over again, I'd do it all over again. So is there a chance we could do it all over again?
Dina: We could go to my house.
Tommy: Great! Yeah, yeah.
Sally: [wakes up] Who's that?
Tommy: Oh, this is Dina. She's the one that got us sick.
Sally: Destroy the incubator! [Dina runs away]
Tommy: Thank you so much.

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Quote from Sally

Sally: [sneezes] Wow!
Dick: What was that?
Sally: I don't know, but I want another one. [sneezes] [groans] Oh!
Harry: [sneezes] Ooh!
Sally: Was it as good for you as it was for me? [Harry smiles]

Quote from Tommy

Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien, and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind, and she's got that big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally: What tipped the scales?
Tommy: She let me.
Dick: Well, what happened next?
Tommy: Well, I don't know what came over me, but they were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them.
Dick: And then what?
Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" And that just... basically killed the mood.

Quote from Dick

Dick: "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." I'm not reading 378 pages if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence.