Dick Quote #1664
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two
Mary: No! Stop! Please don't kill him! Liam, what are you doing here?
Dr. Liam Neesam: I'm Scoochie.
Mary: You're the one who's been writing me love letters for the past three years? I thought you'd forgotten me.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Forgotten you? One of my most cherished memories is the two of us co-mingling on your butcher block.
Dick: No. No, no. I'm Scoochie. Mary, this man's an imposter.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Now, we know that the real Scoochie is a master of verse, so why don't we settle this with a little off-the-cuff verbal jousting? [crowd cheers and applauds]
Dick: Now... to me, off-the-cuff verbal jousting is a dish best served written in advance.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Are you declining my challenge? [crowd boos and hisses]
Dick: No. Not at all. Let the verbal jab-fest begin. But you go first.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh. Very well. [throws axe into the crowd] Of all the hours in a day, the only time is you. You are the beat of my breath. You are the wine in my blood. You... are Mary.
Mary: Oh! [crowd applauds and whistles]
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Quote from Harry
Dick: I've got horrible news. Brace yourselves. Liam Neesam is back.
Harry: Liam who-some?
Sally: Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here to destroy Earth, but then he didn't 'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
Harry: Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the other Liam Neesam. You know. The plumber?
Sally: Oh, yeah.
Quote from Harry
Harry: You guys! You guys! You guys! What's our favorite movie?
Sally & Tommy: Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
Harry: Well, feast your eyes on this!
Sally & Tommy: Arthur?
Harry: Yeah! There's a prequel.
Sally: Well, who knew? This is gonna answer so many questions about Arthur 2.
Harry: Yeah. Like the "2."
Quote from Harry
Dick: He's better than me at everything.
Sally: Oh, man. You're screwed.
Tommy: Well, maybe he isn't. Liam still thinks that Dick is a human, and as a human, Dick is no competition. But Dick is not a human.
Sally: See, if Liam knows that Dick's an alien, they'll be on the same wavelength. He'll have to respect him, and then he'll back off Albright.
Dick: That's brilliant! So, I'll just tell him.
Harry: As long as you realize that by telling him, you may be forfeiting your inheritance.
Sally: Oh, that's Arthur.
Harry: Yeah. See? It all comes back to Arthur.
[All sing "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur]