Mary: No! Stop! Please don't kill him! Liam, what are you doing here?
Dr. Liam Neesam: I'm Scoochie.
Mary: You're the one who's been writing me love letters for the past three years? I thought you'd forgotten me.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Forgotten you? One of my most cherished memories is the two of us co-mingling on your butcher block.
Dick: No. No, no. I'm Scoochie. Mary, this man's an imposter.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Now, we know that the real Scoochie is a master of verse, so why don't we settle this with a little off-the-cuff verbal jousting? [crowd cheers and applauds]
Dick: Now... to me, off-the-cuff verbal jousting is a dish best served written in advance.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Are you declining my challenge? [crowd boos and hisses]
Dick: No. Not at all. Let the verbal jab-fest begin. But you go first.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Oh. Very well. [throws axe into the crowd] Of all the hours in a day, the only time is you. You are the beat of my breath. You are the wine in my blood. You... are Mary.
Mary: Oh! [crowd applauds and whistles]