Sally Quote #604
Quote from Sally in A Dick Replacement
Rita: My customers only ask about their problems. Nobody cares about mine.
Sally & Harry: [in unison] Aw, we care.
Rita: Aw, bless your hearts! [laughing] I see a sad little girl from a small farm-
Sally: Blah, blah, blah. How does it all end?
Rita: Excuse me?
Sally: Well, just skip the middle and get to the end. How you ya die?
Rita: Die?
Sally: Yeah.
Rita: Well... I've always had the clear vision of myself dying during a passionate night of lovemaking. Not a bad way to die, huh? Not at all!
Sally: [laughing] But a horrible way to kill. Right, Harry?
Harry: All right.
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‘A Dick Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
Quote from Dick
Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.