Dick Quote #1571
Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Rita: Welcome. It's $15 each.
Dick: Well, I guess that's reasonable. The upkeep on crappola must be pretty high.
Mary: Let me go first. Hi.
Rita: You've been sad recently.
Mary: Kind of.
Dick: Generalization Madam Ripoffski.
Mary: Dick, you're spoiling it.
Dick: Oh, excuse me. Please continue, Mistress Fraudini.
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Quote from Mary
Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
Quote from Dick
Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.