Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Rita: Welcome. It's $15 each. Dick: Well, I guess that's reasonable. The upkeep on crappola must be pretty high. Mary: Let me go first. Hi. Rita: You've been sad recently. Mary: Kind of. Dick: Generalization Madam Ripoffski. Mary: Dick, you're spoiling it. Dick: Oh, excuse me. Please continue, Mistress Fraudini.