Dick Quote #1532
Tommy: What?
Dick: I came to tell you I'm leaving!
Tommy: Then leave.
Dick: But I can't leave without speaking my mind.
Tommy: Well, you never could.
Dick: You are making a big mistake, mister! College is not what you think it is.
Tommy: Oh, it doesn't matter what I think-
Dick: It's a big, ugly machine that will chew you up and spit you out. I don't approve of college-
Tommy: You teach at a college!
Dick: Oh, sure! Throw that in my face!
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Quote from Tommy
Dick: Why did you have to grow up?
Tommy: I don't know. It's just the body I picked.
Dick: Well, I don't like it.
Tommy: Parenting's hard.
Dick: You give love. You give encouragement. You give support. And then, if you do a good job, they just go away.
Tommy: Well, then I guess you did a pretty good job then, right?
Dick: What do you mean?
Tommy: Parental love, at its best, it's the only love there is that inevitably leads to separation.
Dick: How do you always know these things?
Tommy: I'm the Information Officer. I sent you a memo on this, years ago.
Dick: I guess I did do a pretty good job.
Tommy: Yeah.
Quote from Dick
Tommy: You guys didn't have to do this.
Dick: We couldn't send you off to college unprepared, Tommy.
Sally: Oh, I hope we got the right kind.
Harry: Yeah, we shopped for hours.
Tommy: It's beer!
Sally: Ah!
Dick: Not just beer, but...
Tommy: Fake ID.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, take care of yourself, Tommy. I feel like I'm gonna cry. [sneezes on Tommy] No, not cry. Sneeze. All right. Bye-bye.