Tommy: What?
Dick: I came to tell you I'm leaving!
Tommy: Then leave.
Dick: But I can't leave without speaking my mind.
Tommy: Well, you never could.
Dick: You are making a big mistake, mister! College is not what you think it is.
Tommy: Oh, it doesn't matter what I think-
Dick: It's a big, ugly machine that will chew you up and spit you out. I don't approve of college-
Tommy: You teach at a college!
Dick: Oh, sure! Throw that in my face!