Coach Long Quote #17
Quote from Coach Long in Bill's New Gig
Lillian: Well, you know, the best thing about Bill getting tenure isn't the money. It's the new-found freedom. He may even have a chance to take a semester off and go on sabbatical.
Bill: And I will, one day. But first, I have to devote myself to my band again, maybe finally go on that tour we've been talking about.
Lillian: Of course. I'm sure there'll be time for all of that. Maybe we can go on tour with you. [laughter]
Coach Long: I mean, nothing says "hard-core funk" like a station wagon filled with your wife and kids.
Lillian: [laughter] I think that sounds nice.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘Bill's New Gig’ Quotes
Quote from Lillian
Lillian: There's a new ice cream place over in Cloverdale. You think you can take yourself away from that school work long enough to get yourself a double scoop?
Dean: Is this a test? Like when you ask me if I want sugar in my grits?
Lillian: No, I'm not gonna spank you this time. This is for real.
Quote from Bruce
Bruce: [to Dean] The army taught me how to kill a man in his sleep without making a sound.
Quote from Kim
Bruce: Mama, relax, okay? We'll do the dishes.
Lillian: Why, how thoughtful. You have been so helpful lately. Doing laundry, washing the car... I can't even get Dean to make his bed.
Dean: [quietly] Bruce is making us look bad.
Kim: Yeah, we need to have a little talk with him.
Adult Dean: Kim and I were rarely aligned on anything. It was nice to finally have a united front.
Kim: Has anyone ever told you that shirt makes you look like Peppermint Patty?
Adult Dean: Well, it was fun while it lasted.