Dean Quote #106
Quote from Dean in The Sleepover
Dean: Cory said that you guys think I'm petty. Is... Is that true?
Hampton: Cory told us how you've been acting since he won Student of the Week, and this isn't the first time you've been petty and jealous.
Dean: What?! Give me one other example.
Keisa: You knock over the checkers board as soon as one of us starts winning.
Brad: You lick your Oreo cookie sandwiches so we won't ask for any.
Keisa: You read everyone else's comics just so the pages in yours don't get folded.
Adult Dean: The petty thing to do would be to tell Cory that I've been acting weird because his dad told me a big secret to keep from him. But I couldn't, so I did the next best thing.
Keisa: ...when his grandmother died.
Dean: Well, you're all petty for calling me petty!
Adult Dean: That's right. The ol' rubber and glue defense. Been getting kids out of losing arguments since time began.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘The Sleepover’ Quotes
Quote from Dean
Adult Dean: The fact that Coach Long was trusting me with a secret he couldn't tell Cory made me feel mature, special.
It almost made me forget that I am terrible at keeping secrets.
[flashback:]
Kim: Why'd you buy paper plates?
Dean: For your surprise birthday party.
Bill: Thanks, Dean.
[flashback:]
Bill: I can't wait to see Planet of the Apes.
Dean: Yeah, I heard it was good. They were on Earth all along. [off Bill's look] W-What? I said it was good.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Ooh, he must be gambling. That's what happened to my friend Lorraine. Her father lost their house in a card game, and they had to move to Arkansas.
Dean: I thought they wanted to move to Arkansas?
Kim: Nobody wants to move to Arkansas.
Quote from Bill
Bill: What's eating at you?
Dean: My friends all think I'm petty.
Lillian: Well, tell your friends...
Bill: You're petty as hell, Dean.
Lillian: Bill.
Bill: He's petty at Christmas, petty with his sister. He was petty as a baby. First time I changed his diaper, he was mad it wasn't you and peed in my face.
Lillian: All babies are like that.
Bill: You didn't see the look in his eye when he did it. Petty.