Dean: Cory said that you guys think I'm petty. Is... Is that true?
Hampton: Cory told us how you've been acting since he won Student of the Week, and this isn't the first time you've been petty and jealous.
Dean: What?! Give me one other example.
Keisa: You knock over the checkers board as soon as one of us starts winning.
Brad: You lick your Oreo cookie sandwiches so we won't ask for any.
Keisa: You read everyone else's comics just so the pages in yours don't get folded.
Adult Dean: The petty thing to do would be to tell Cory that I've been acting weird because his dad told me a big secret to keep from him. But I couldn't, so I did the next best thing.
Keisa: ...when his grandmother died.
Dean: Well, you're all petty for calling me petty!
Adult Dean: That's right. The ol' rubber and glue defense. Been getting kids out of losing arguments since time began.