Adult Dean Quote #149

Quote from Adult Dean in Independence Day

Granddaddy Clisby: [muttering] Nobody tells me... No son of mine is gonna tell me when I can get my hair cut. Well, are you staying or coming?
Dean: You want me to go with you?
Granddaddy Clisby: Yeah. Now, now, listen. Listen, listen. Now, if you gonna go with me, no snitching to your dad.
Adult Dean: So it began... my first joyride in a stolen vehicle. Thelma had Louise, and I had my 73-year-old grandfather. We were locked and loaded for trouble... as soon as we adjusted the front seat. [seats squeal, click]
Granddaddy Clisby: [keys jingle] [chuckles] She didn't know I had these.

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 ‘Independence Day’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Bill: I told you how he was swerving all over the road.
Dean: It was like watching a drunk turtle.
Lillian: Well, it was worse than that. He had a fender-bender. Left the car and walked home. They called a tow truck, but he couldn't remember where he left it.
Bill: [sighs] I guess it's time.
Lillian: Yeah. Everybody's time comes sooner or later. I know it's hard, but you're doing the right thing, and you're doing it because you love him.
Dean: It's okay, Dad. He'll be in a better place, like Buster.
Adult Dean: I didn't exactly know what they were talking about, but it sounded like when my dog Buster had to go to a big farm in the sky.
Bill: What? Boy, we're talking about stopping your granddad from driving, not putting him down.
Dean: Oh!

Quote from Granddaddy Clisby

Dean: I thought we weren't leaving for two more hours.
Kim: We're not, but Granddaddy didn't want to wait while I shop for my... delicates.
Granddaddy Clisby: Well, now, ladies underwear ain't no place for a grown man to be waiting. Shouldn't even have to be looking at it.
Brad: Kim, I mean, if you need some help, I... [Grandaddy Clisby glares at Brad]

Quote from Adult Dean

Brad: Why isn't there a mall in your neighborhood?
Adult Dean: Oh, you just wait, Brad. One day that mall by your house will be the Black mall.
Dean: It's not fair. The mall's lousy with Catholic girls, and we can't get there.
Brad: Well, you guys should just move closer.
Adult Dean: Brad really needed to watch the news sometimes.