Granddaddy Clisby Quote #2

Quote from Granddaddy Clisby in Independence Day

Granddaddy Clisby: I'mma need to get to the hardware store on Saturday.
Bill: For what? You have every nail that's... [off Lillian's look] Fine. Kim can take you. As a matter of fact, you should leave your car here for her to drive.
Granddaddy Clisby: Now, how are you gonna give away my car?
Kim: Really? I'm getting my own car?
Bill: I'll buy it for you, on the condition you take your granddaddy wherever he needs to go.
Granddaddy Clisby: Hold on. This child don't need to be driving me all over town. This child need to be trying to find herself a husband. That's what she need...
Lillian: A husband? She's 17!
Granddaddy Clisby: Okay, you right. Ship's passed.

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 ‘Independence Day’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Bill: I told you how he was swerving all over the road.
Dean: It was like watching a drunk turtle.
Lillian: Well, it was worse than that. He had a fender-bender. Left the car and walked home. They called a tow truck, but he couldn't remember where he left it.
Bill: [sighs] I guess it's time.
Lillian: Yeah. Everybody's time comes sooner or later. I know it's hard, but you're doing the right thing, and you're doing it because you love him.
Dean: It's okay, Dad. He'll be in a better place, like Buster.
Adult Dean: I didn't exactly know what they were talking about, but it sounded like when my dog Buster had to go to a big farm in the sky.
Bill: What? Boy, we're talking about stopping your granddad from driving, not putting him down.
Dean: Oh!

Quote from Granddaddy Clisby

Dean: I thought we weren't leaving for two more hours.
Kim: We're not, but Granddaddy didn't want to wait while I shop for my... delicates.
Granddaddy Clisby: Well, now, ladies underwear ain't no place for a grown man to be waiting. Shouldn't even have to be looking at it.
Brad: Kim, I mean, if you need some help, I... [Grandaddy Clisby glares at Brad]

Quote from Adult Dean

Brad: Why isn't there a mall in your neighborhood?
Adult Dean: Oh, you just wait, Brad. One day that mall by your house will be the Black mall.
Dean: It's not fair. The mall's lousy with Catholic girls, and we can't get there.
Brad: Well, you guys should just move closer.
Adult Dean: Brad really needed to watch the news sometimes.