Todd Quote #14

Quote from Todd in Todd Packer

Todd: I really thought I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses.
Michael Scott: Still not seeing the problem here.
Todd: All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, it's like, oh, game-over!

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