Michael Scott Quote #1233
Quote from Michael Scott in Crime Aid
Bob Vance: When are you getting to Bruce?
Michael Scott: Ah, just a few more items.
Bob Vance: Bruce, Bruce! [others join in] Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
Michael Scott: All right, all right! Here we go, here we go. All right, big ticket item. [cheering and applause] All right, in my pocket, I have two tickets to Mr. Bruce Springsteen, front. Oh, where are those? Has anyone seen an envelope with Bruce Springsteen front row tickets and backstage passes? Anybody seen something like... Laying around?
Stanley: Do you want us to look for'em?
Michael Scott: No. I think they were stolen. I think they were stolen and they're gone forever. So... Oh, that was the last good item. So good job, everybody.
The Office Quotes
‘Crime Aid’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction. Where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid. But instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.
Quote from Creed
Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.