Bob Vance: When are you getting to Bruce?
Michael Scott: Ah, just a few more items.
Bob Vance: Bruce, Bruce! [others join in] Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
Michael Scott: All right, all right! Here we go, here we go. All right, big ticket item. [cheering and applause] All right, in my pocket, I have two tickets to Mr. Bruce Springsteen, front. Oh, where are those? Has anyone seen an envelope with Bruce Springsteen front row tickets and backstage passes? Anybody seen something like... Laying around?
Stanley: Do you want us to look for'em?
Michael Scott: No. I think they were stolen. I think they were stolen and they're gone forever. So... Oh, that was the last good item. So good job, everybody.