Andy Quote #20
Quote from Andy in The Merger
Andy: Oh, speaking of time machines? I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.
Dwight K. Schrute: Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die?
Andy: Oh. That was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University.
Dwight K. Schrute: Idiot!
Andy: If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.
Dwight K. Schrute: If you were driving a Trans Am, you'd be the smartest idiot in the whole world.
Andy: [coughing] Idiot!
Dwight K. Schrute: [coughing] You're the idiot.
Andy: [coughing] Nice comeback.
Dwight K. Schrute: [coughing] I was making fun of your comeback. That's why it worked. [to camera] I totally got the best of that interchange.
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