Andy Quote #19
Quote from Andy in The Merger
Andy: Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.
Andy: Yeah, my Xterra is pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.
Dwight K. Schrute: Xterra's not even a real word.
Andy: Actually, it is, it's Latin for "earth."
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, so you drive an X-earth? Yeah, that makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X-earth.
Andy: Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine, 'cause I drive an '87.
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