Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1202
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Vandalism
Nate: So, she's gonna pull through again? [all nod] That's great. Can I talk to her?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. She needs her rest again.
Nellie: Now listen. Now that we have got you here, let's talk about this mural business.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know who the vandal is. Now, I know a lot of these warehouse guys are your friends, but we've got chewing gum.
Nate: Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed? Like, some of it's just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt-
Pam: [interrupting] Tell us who defaced the mural!
Nate: [points at Warehouse Worker Frank] He did it.
Pam: All right. You can go. Give him his gum.
Dwight K. Schrute: There's no gum. There never was any gum.
Nate: That's really rude.
The Office Quotes
‘Vandalism’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Senator: Well, have we all calmed down yet?
Oscar: Yes. Sorry about that.
Angela: It was all my fault.
Senator: Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
Kevin: Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
Senator: I beg your pardon.
Kevin: You are, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
Dwight K. Schrute: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
Quote from Creed
Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.