Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1075
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Roy's Wedding
Nellie: Dwight, you will be participating.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, thank you.
Nellie: Participation is mandatory, Dwight. But you can choose whatever cause you like.
Dwight K. Schrute: Fine, I chose the Global Relief Foundation.
Nellie: Great, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Which was recently discovered to be a front for the Taliban.
Nellie: Oh, for goodness' sake, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah. The Taliban in Afa-ghanistan.
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