Pam Quote #394

Quote from Pam in Pam's Replacement

Dwight K. Schrute: If we're going to work together, we need some ground rules.
Pam: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Rule one: our only loyalty is to the truth.
Pam: I think so. Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Rule two: we stop at nothing.
Pam: Well, what does that- Is that- Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Rule three: Don't fall in love.
Pam: Yep, good.
[both to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: We're gonna bust this guy.
Pam: Honesty is very important to me.
Dwight K. Schrute: So important. And then we will destroy the man himself.
Pam: Let's just see how we feel when we get there.

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 ‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes

Quote from Pam

Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.

Quote from Creed

Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?