Dwight K. Schrute Quote #833
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Todd Packer
Dwight K. Schrute: [on phone, in Southern accent] Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us. Keep the receipt and we'll get ya' back!
Michael Scott: What are you doing?
Jim: [wrapping up the phone call] All right, so just pack your bags and, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks! Bye now! [hangs up]
Michael Scott: I cannot believe this, you're sending Packer to Florida? Why?
Jim: He's a jerk.
Dwight K. Schrute: He took my desk.
Michael Scott: Okay, so you're tricking him into flying to Florida?
Dwight K. Schrute: This wasn't my first choice, Jim had so many better ideas.
Michael Scott: You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no. That is not in the plan. That is actually anti-what we're doing.
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‘Todd Packer’ Quotes
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Quote from Holly
Holly: I'm sorry about your friend.
Michael Scott: Nah, he's an ass.
Holly: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Michael Scott: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Holly: What are you wicked smart?
Michael Scott: No you are.
Holly: Who are?
Michael Scott: [kisses her, speaks normally] You are.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Alright, okay. Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.
Dwight K. Schrute: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He... It's a crime fighting beaver.