Jim Quote #307
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, how about this? An ice sculpture shaped like you, covered in chocolate, covered strawberries.
Jim: Oh, Dwight, you're trying too hard, and that's just not classy. See, the thing about classy is it's a state of mind.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, I'm sorry, I just don't know what classy is then.
Jim: Okay, well then, let's try this one on for size. And I apologize, because it's right off the top of my head: An ice sculpture of you, completely surrounded by chocolate-covered fruits.
Michael Scott: Strawberries?
Jim: That's inspired.
Dwight K. Schrute: I said that! [storms out]
Pam: Not classy.
Michael Scott: Not classy at all.
Jim: Déclassé.
Michael Scott: French! Classy.
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