Kelly Quote #64
Quote from Kelly in Business Trip
Kelly: This can't happen again.
Ryan: This has to happen again. Darryl can't happen again. Look at me. Do you want me to do more push-ups?
Kelly: Yeah.
Ryan: You have to break up with Darryl. I already typed out a text message for you. All you have to do is press "send."
Kelly: I don't know. I mean, it's well-written and all, I just-
Ryan: Has to be done. We'll press "send" together.
Kelly: My god. He's gonna kill us.
Ryan: I'd like to see him try.
Kelly: Oh. He says it's cool. He said, "it's cool!"
Ryan: That's all he wrote?
Kelly: That's all he wrote.
Ryan: Can I see it? Didn't you two date for a long time?
Kelly: Uh-huh. This is like a fairy tale!
The Office Quotes
‘Business Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Did you know that in Morocco it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy, you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.
Jim: Why are you telling us this?
Michael Scott: I am jetting off on an international business trip.
Jim: Where you going?
Michael Scott: To Can-ada.
Jim: Where is it?
Michael Scott: Canada.
Jim: Okay.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Meredith: Pam failed art school.
Dwight K. Schrute: Huh. Wow. Doesn't surprise me.
Jim: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two different directions.
Phyllis: Dwight, stop it.
Stanley: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: What? Are there two suns?
Meredith: Come on.
Stanley: Oh, my God.
Dwight K. Schrute: Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy.
Jim: I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's totally unrealistic. No lines in the parking lot.
Quote from David
David: I was happy to send Michael on this trip. He's been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer Holly up to New Hampshire and... But this little perk really seemed to turn him around. And it's pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to Winnipeg mid-November.