Michael Scott Quote #1247
Quote from Michael Scott in Customer Survey
Kelly: So, I returned my bridesmaid dress, and it was on sale, so I'm out $100.
Michael Scott: And I'm out a fiancee. Are those the customer surveys?
Kelly: Yeah, uh, this is all of them. Jim, Dwight, Phyllis, Stanley, Andy and... Oh, it's the receipt to my bridesmaid dress. What's that doing there?
Michael Scott: I'll take care of that for you. [throws receipt in the trash] Thanks.
The Office Quotes
‘Customer Survey’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pockets to cover his co-pay.
Quote from Angela
Angela: OK, fine. You can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand-plowed field.
Andy: Done, and done-er.
Angela: There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy: Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela: But anything within a 5 to 8 mile radius is acceptable.
Andy: On it!
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way.
Pam: [on Bluetooth speaker] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Didn't say anything.
Pam: Love you.
Jim: Love you too.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you?
Jim: Not talking to you.