Michael Scott Quote #209
Quote from Michael Scott in The Client
Pam: Okay, you want me to read them?
Michael Scott: Yes.
Pam: Okay. "A fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue, leading an animal behind him when-"
Michael Scott: No, no. Told it. Not as good as you think. Pick another one.
Pam: Okay. "There's a transcript between a naval ship-"
Michael Scott: Okay! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning?
Pam: Sure. "There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse..."
The Office Quotes
‘The Client’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie, is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one "Dwigt." And Dwight figured it out. Oops!
Quote from Michael Scott
Jan: So when we get to the Radisson, I would like to-
Michael Scott: Oh, I changed it to Chili's.
Jan: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: Radisson, it just gives out this vibe. It's like, "Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson." It's kind of snooty. So...
Jan: You had no right to do that, Michael.
Michael Scott: Here's the thing. "Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens." Small Businessman Magazine.
Jan: It said that?
Michael Scott: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.