Pam Quote #25
Quote from Pam in The Client
Pam: Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie, is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one "Dwigt." And Dwight figured it out. Oops!
The Office Quotes
‘The Client’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Okay, probably going to go late tonight, burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you all could just take off now.
Jan: Michael, this shouldn't take more than an hour.
Michael Scott: Well...
Jan: Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
Michael Scott: No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. That's not true, I know how to delegate. And they do more work when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I'm here or not. Hey, everybody, listen up! This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly. [laughs] Okay. All right, ciao. Adios! [points to Oscar]
Quote from Michael Scott
Jan: So when we get to the Radisson, I would like to-
Michael Scott: Oh, I changed it to Chili's.
Jan: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: Radisson, it just gives out this vibe. It's like, "Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson." It's kind of snooty. So...
Jan: You had no right to do that, Michael.
Michael Scott: Here's the thing. "Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens." Small Businessman Magazine.
Jan: It said that?
Michael Scott: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.