Quote from Michael Scott in The Client
Pam: Okay, you want me to read them? Michael Scott: Yes. Pam: Okay. "A fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue, leading an animal behind him when-" Michael Scott: No, no. Told it. Not as good as you think. Pick another one. Pam: Okay. "There's a transcript between a naval ship-" Michael Scott: Okay! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning? Pam: Sure. "There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse..."