Jim Quote #26
Quote from Jim in Office Olympics
Michael Scott: What's this?
Jim: These are the closing ceremonies. Step up. Here, on the top one. Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo, so gold medal. [applause]
Michael Scott: I don't really know what to say. I'm not one for making speeches, but my heart is very full at this moment.
Jim: And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal. Get on up here, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Silver medal.
Michael Scott: Yeah, not as good as gold.
[The Star-Spangled Banner plays]
Michael Scott: Why are you playing the National Anthem?
Jim: Um, 'cause your condo's in America.
Michael Scott: What the hell is that?
Jim: Those are the doves.
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‘Office Olympics’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although, two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one. And it's under the porch.
Quote from Stanley
Jim: Stanley, I just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you? You got any games?
Stanley: Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard, so my kids can go to college."
Jim: Fair enough.