Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1124
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Target
Angela: I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. Ugh.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes. Why don't you ask your husband?
Angela: My marriage is in danger. I don't know who I can trust. I need someone to be there for me.
Dwight K. Schrute: [sighs] Alright, what are we talking? Surveillance, wire-tapping?
Angela: Something like that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, the less I know, the better. I know just the guy. He was a volunteer sheriff too. Kicked off the force.
Angela: Can you arrange a meeting?
Dwight K. Schrute: I can try. I'm gonna use SMS text.
Angela: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Text went through.
Angela: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: All we can do is sit and wait.
Angela: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: [phone vibrates] Oh, look at that. Yeah, he's free anytime. Not a problem.
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