Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1118
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Whale
Pam: You know, I think there could be a lot of benefits if you could learn to get along with women.
Dwight K. Schrute: Look, I have no problem with women. It's businesswomen and their- their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders!
Pam: Dwight, listen to me. Businesswomen are just normal, nice, reasonable people. Who is a nice, reasonable person in your experience?
Dwight K. Schrute: I had a barber once who used to comb my hair gently.
Pam: Okay, so, when you're selling to this woman, just imagine that she's that nice, reasonable barber.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I can do that.
Pam: Mm-hmm. Good. Baby steps.
Dwight K. Schrute: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like, he used to make dogs fight? Or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight K. Schrute: Little of this, little of that.
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David: Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing "the White Whale". Look at all that sweet blubber.