Dwight K. Schrute Quote #894
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Lotto
Jim: There's gotta be a better way to do this. This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, they whipped people, which was helpful. But you're right. We should be able to find a more efficient way of moving boxes than Madge or Hide
Jim: Yeah [laughs, then notices camera] Not that they're not smart people.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no. Very smart. Uh, theirs is more of a physical intelligence.
Jim: I'd go with that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Like baboons or elephants.
Jim: Not that.
The Office Quotes
‘Lotto’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I've never been lucky. And I'm not talking about the lottery, I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?
Quote from Creed
Creed: I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player. Or her husband.