Pam Quote #386
Pam: I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...
Ryan: SoHo's mostly lofts, but okay.
Pam: And then every morning, I'd walk out on to my terrace and I would breathe in the inspiration of the city. You know? And just gather ideas for my painting...
Kelly: Oh, god.
Pam: And then my handsome husband-
Jim: Which ideally would be me.
Pam: Would bring me a flavored coffee.
Jim: Stop. I'm a barista in your fantasy?
Pam: Well, in your fantasy we're Stephen King characters.
Jim: I don't know about Stephen King, I mean...
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