Toby Quote #62
Quote from Toby in Counseling
Toby: We can play something more complicated if you like.
Michael Scott: This is plenty complicated.
Toby: So you have played it before?
Michael Scott: I've played it once or twice with Jeff.
Toby: Who's Jeff?
Michael Scott: Jeff was my mother's boyfriend, who she married.
Toby: So, her husband, your stepdad?
Michael Scott: Yeah, Yeah. I guess I never thought about it that way, though.
Toby: Did you guys do much stuff together?
Michael Scott: Yeah. You know what? He took me to a baseball game once, I remember. It was weird though. They took the pitcher out of the game. And I felt really bad, because the pitcher wasn't going to be able to play with his friends anymore. But Jeff said that the manager was making a really good move, by taking the pitcher out. He really respected the manager.
[aside to camera:]
Toby: It's working. I'm doing it!
The Office Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Erin: Disposable cameras are fun. Although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than from Dr. Freud. Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don't know. Just use the best one.
Quote from Pam
Sales guy: Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Erin: I don't know.
Sales guy: Is one of you the office administrator?
Pam: [hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!
Sales guy: Can I show you a few samples?
Pam: Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.