Dwight K. Schrute Quote #723
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Cover-up
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill.
Gym Instructor: Excuse me. Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you'd just let me run this.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? You had your chance. You're no leader. Out of your seat, let's blast!
Gym Instructor: Don't listen to him, we're approaching a cool down down a gentle hill.
Dwight K. Schrute: No! The hill's a trap. Let's take the dirt road off to the side.
Gym Instructor: No, guys, no. We're just cooling down...
Dwight K. Schrute: If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff. And three, two, one... jump! No! You're dead, you're dead, you're dead. Good jump. You're barely alive. Okay, now nice cool down. Check your pulse rate.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, I'm good. Hey, you know an exercise for two people that uses the whole body?
Donna: [chuckles] Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
Dwight K. Schrute: Tractor pulling. Too bad there's not a tractor here.