Kevin Quote #129
Quote from Kevin in Secret Santa
Michael Scott: Hello, little boy, what's your name?
Kevin: Michael, it's me, Kevin. Phyllis says I'm too big for her lap.
Michael Scott: Oh! I am so sorry that Phyllis hates you. And hates your body. But, Santa remembers a reindeer that was just a tiny bit different as well.
Kevin: When can I sit on your lap?
Michael Scott: Right now! Come on over here, big boy! There we go. Oh my God.
Kevin: That's really comfortable.
Michael Scott: What would you like for Christmas little boy?
Kevin: I don't know. I didn't know you were gonna ask me that.
Michael Scott: What did you think was going to happen?
Kevin: I didn't know. Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before.
Michael Scott: All right, just say "some toys" please.
Kevin: Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don't want to mess up on this list.
Michael Scott: Damn it, Kevin. Come on.
Kevin: What about if I tell you the things I don't want?
Michael Scott: Okay get off, get off! [pushes Kevin off] Oh! Oh, God!
Kevin: I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted!
Michael Scott: Okay you know what you get? You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.
Kevin: Awesome.
The Office Quotes
‘Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: For several weeks, my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of a machine that I've been attempting to assemble. I'm suspicious of this because I had the exact same idea for catching Osama bin Laden. I would simply send him a different piece each day. He would assemble it to find himself... in jail!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say, probably, "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Dwight, come here. Here's my debit card, I want you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas and meet me in the conference room.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's your pin number?
Michael Scott: I don't want to say. But, "it's fun to stay at the..." "It's fun to stay at the..."
Dwight K. Schrute: Where? Holiday Inn? I don't...
Michael Scott: [hums Y.M.C.A. song]