Michael Scott Quote #1699
Quote from Michael Scott in Double Date
Pam: What about your gift Michael?
Michael Scott: Oh, no, no, no. No. It's stupid. You'd hate it. I hate it.
Helene: I'm sure I won't.
Michael Scott: Yes you will.
Pam: He locked himself in his office all morning working on it.
Helene: Gimme. Just look at this wrapping paper. It's got the word love on it in every language.
Pam: Aww.
Michael Scott: I literally- I put no thought into the wrapping at all. Might as well of been toilet paper.
Helene: [opens present, reads inscription] A scrapbook of our first memories by Michael Gary Scott. For my girlfriend Helene on your birthday. [laughs]
Michael Scott: That's just an arbitrary title.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?