Pam: What about your gift Michael?
Michael Scott: Oh, no, no, no. No. It's stupid. You'd hate it. I hate it.
Helene: I'm sure I won't.
Michael Scott: Yes you will.
Pam: He locked himself in his office all morning working on it.
Helene: Gimme. Just look at this wrapping paper. It's got the word love on it in every language.
Pam: Aww.
Michael Scott: I literally- I put no thought into the wrapping at all. Might as well of been toilet paper.
Helene: [opens present, reads inscription] A scrapbook of our first memories by Michael Gary Scott. For my girlfriend Helene on your birthday. [laughs]
Michael Scott: That's just an arbitrary title.