Dwight K. Schrute Quote #622
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Lover
Michael Scott: Shut up, Oscar. Hey, all right, you know what, clearly I'm outnumbered here, but can I just say one thing, please? What is so wrong about me? I'm caring. I'm generous. I'm sensual. Is it really so horrible that I could possibly go out and find happiness.
Phyllis: Good luck, Michael, I hope you find what you're looking for.
Oscar: Maybe you're right, who are we to-
Pam: Shut up, Oscar. What is wrong with all of you, he is sleeping with my mother!
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't think there's a whole lot of sleeping going on.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard. Now I can observe Jim, trap Jim, and destroy Jim, just like in the Bavarian fairy tale. Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. And of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the Kaiser thing.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Oh, so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift, and I found a recording device in it. Yes. So, I think if I play it just right I can get Dwight to live out the plot of National Treasure.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: Who wants to help the world one step at a time? All right, good.
Dwight K. Schrute: Volunteerism is important. Every weekend I volunteer at the local animal shelter and they need a lot of help down there. Last Sunday I had to put down over 150 pets all by myself.