Jim Quote #267
Quote from Jim in Customer Survey
Dwight K. Schrute: I've got to put you on with my boss.
Jim: Well, I should hope so. Who is this?
Michael Scott: Hello, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.
Jim: This is William M. Buttlicker.
Michael Scott: Hello, Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?
Jim: Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy $1 million worth of paper products today.
Michael Scott: [to Dwight] See how it's done? Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're the master.
Jim: There is one condition, Michael. You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't do it, Michael.
Michael Scott: It's a million-dollar sale.
The Office Quotes
‘Customer Survey’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pockets to cover his co-pay.
Quote from Angela
Angela: OK, fine. You can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand-plowed field.
Andy: Done, and done-er.
Angela: There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy: Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela: But anything within a 5 to 8 mile radius is acceptable.
Andy: On it!
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way.
Pam: [on Bluetooth speaker] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Didn't say anything.
Pam: Love you.
Jim: Love you too.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you?
Jim: Not talking to you.